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Ode To The Berwick Bandit

by Site Admin. on May 20, 2009 · 8 comments

in Berwick plates,Humour

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He is The Berwick Bandit

To Him I’ve got to Hand it

He Works The Town

and Gets us Down

He Thinks he’s Here to Stay

But Northumberland Will Him Slay

He Thinks he Does The Job

But he’s Just a lazy Slob

He Thinks we’re all The Same

Yet will not Give His name

He Thinks he Runs With The Pack

But Will Never be a Hack

Frame your Green Plate Before it’s Too Late

Cos’ Northumberland wants it BACK!

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another hack driver (a real one) June 17, 2009 at 5:56 pm: @BBMC,
totally agree with u am133 what **** brain dead comes to mind bbmc if u were not good enough to pass a locality test in the 1st place u should of never been a taxi driver here (sorry ment private hire driver) and we haven’t got a clue have we like u have been doing it what 2-3 years bet u know it all by now i have done it 20 year and don’t claim 2 know every thing may be u could educate all us drivers

Charging a lot cheaper rates well u know the saying paid peanuts get monkeys ?? !!!!
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Am133 June 17, 2009 at 5:17 pm: @BBMC, WHAT A DOYLEM STICK TO THE DRIVING JOB
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BBMC June 17, 2009 at 1:39 pm: Guess what you lot,
My Berwick Badge can go rot,

Cause I just passed my locality test.
Glad I’ve met your requests.

So now I have a proper badge,
You can all stop going so radge.

I’ll keep wearing my green plate,
Until Northumbria Give me a Date.

So all you dreamers and screamers,

That think the end of berwick means
more work for you,
You havent got a clue.

Cause I ll still be here as will all
me mates.
Charging a lot cheaper rates.

So I hope you get a 1000 more rank spaces,
Cause Private Hire will still be busy in
front of your faces.

Cause we’re safe and cheap ,
and your charges are just too steep……
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andy warhol June 16, 2009 at 9:32 pm: @berwick bandit,

bet you got loads of gold stars on your homework at school, you little brainiac you.
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berwick bandit June 16, 2009 at 4:23 pm: f**k you all
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Am133 May 21, 2009 at 3:18 pm: @PHD, Half these clowns couldn’t pass the locality test mate even after a few years working there micky mouse plates they’d still fail
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PHD May 21, 2009 at 10:06 am: @TheBBMC, There a lot of PH not happy with Berwick cars aswel as the hacks mate.why shoud yous do the same job as me with less to pay an less hassle.do the job properly,get a kosher licence and stop trying to bollox the job up.
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TheBBMC May 21, 2009 at 6:28 am: I wrote a daft poem,
Now I am getting more grief then Michael Owen,

I never called anyone a name,
Or wanted to get involved who was to blame,

You ASSume I Flimp,
And have the criminal record of a Pimp.
I am a stand up guy,
A flag down fare can’t buy.

To me it’s not worth the risk,
I work my office jobs,
With no in between frisk.

Frame Me, Blame Me,
Say what you say.

I do my job right,
I am not a flimp or a pimp,
So Up Yours Pal, (Humour)
Go Fly a Kite!
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