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Taxi driver licence applications… in BRAILLE

Local governments have in the recent past made admirable attempts to be more culturally inclusive by printing official documents in various languages……..However, one city council might have let its enthusiasm run away with itself

Sietnav Eisnogud

A roundup of popular Polish Taxi Driver Sietnav Eisnoguds’ comments

Pile ‘o’ Poop

It seems wires are getting crossed here! we just got a rambling comment from a Cramlington Hack,Northumberland plated I presume.

Anyway he has read this site (He called it a Forum) we are much more than a mere forum, we are a super calibrated shit hot Taxi news web portal……

How to spot liars

I guess the older I get the stuper I get. (yes, stuper… my spellig is getting bad too.) I still haven’t figured out why so many taxi patrons ask for a “flat rate,” instead of going by the metered rate.

A guy got into my cab today. He started complaining…….

Fight! Pedicab v Hack Video

A brawl between a cabbie and pedicab driver was caught on tape Monday by a local Fox 5 news crew.

While out shooting for a story on the rising value of New York City taxi medallions, photojournalist Al Daughtry stumbled upon the altercation right in front of the Ed Sullivan Theater where David Letterman films the Late Show.

Luckily reporter Reid Lamberty and a camera man from Entertainment Tonight, who happened to be doing a segment on the Letterman sex scandal, were there to step in before it got too ugly.

How to Promote Drunkenness in The Population

Easy! Give everybody that gets smashed a ‘Free Taxi’ home. Only the British could come up with this one whilst all and sundry are trying to tackle the problems……..

Ode To The Berwick Bandit

He is The Berwick Bandit

To Him I’ve got to Hand it

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Some Prose From A Berwick Bandit

I am a Berwick Bandit
And the Newcastle Hacks cant Stand It!

I work the town
And cause I got a green plate……………

North Tyneside Council accused over parking

North Tyneside Council was today accused of double standards after another of its vehicles was caught in an illegal spot.
The van was photographed parked on a path outside…….

Humour!

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EXCLUSIVE…. Northumberland County Council have a new Taxi policy. Mr Bilbo Baggins, head of stategic licensing, says “all is going well, we are just having a few [...]

Which Side is Your Fuel Cap??

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WHO KNEW THIS???
I have been driving for over?40?years… I would think I should have noticed the little secret on my dashboard that was staring me in the [...]

Some familiar sights! Don’t Drink & Drive!

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Student night…or…Let’s just get Pis*ed

And so another night began and the animals were still on the raw meat ….soon to be unleashed onto the streets . It looked like a quiet night to begin with but someone must have turned over a rock somewhere and the night club soon

Immigrant Taxi Drivers

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A Hundred and ninety new immigrant Taxi drivers are starting on Monday.The drivers are from Scandinavia and are not required to have an enhanced CRB check,They do [...]