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		<title>Taxi driver licence applications&#8230; in BRAILLE</title>
		<link>http://www.toomanytaxis.com/2010/01/30/taxi-driver-licence-applications-in-braille/</link>
		<comments>http://www.toomanytaxis.com/2010/01/30/taxi-driver-licence-applications-in-braille/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Sat, 30 Jan 2010 17:17:27 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[<div><img src="http://www.toomanytaxis.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/01/Braille-taxi-application-300x85.jpg" align="left" hspace="3" vspace="3" /><font color="">Local governments have in the recent past made admirable attempts to be more culturally inclusive by printing official documents in various languages........However, one city council might have let its enthusiasm run away with itself 
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		<title>Sietnav Eisnogud</title>
		<link>http://www.toomanytaxis.com/2009/11/09/sietnav-eisnogud/</link>
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		<pubDate>Mon, 09 Nov 2009 20:35:21 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Sietnav Eisnogud</dc:creator>
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		<title>Pile &#8216;o&#8217; Poop</title>
		<link>http://www.toomanytaxis.com/2009/11/06/pile-o-poop/</link>
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		<pubDate>Fri, 06 Nov 2009 23:21:20 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Pete Cooper</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[<div><img src="http://www.toomanytaxis.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/11/pile-o-poop1.jpg" align="right" hspace="3" vspace="3" /><font color="">It seems wires are getting crossed here! we just got a rambling comment from a Cramlington Hack,Northumberland plated I presume.

Anyway he has read this site (He called it a Forum) we are much more than a mere forum, we are a super calibrated shit hot Taxi news web portal......


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		<title>How to spot liars</title>
		<link>http://www.toomanytaxis.com/2009/10/28/how-to-spot-liars/</link>
		<comments>http://www.toomanytaxis.com/2009/10/28/how-to-spot-liars/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Wed, 28 Oct 2009 10:27:06 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Contributor</dc:creator>
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		<category><![CDATA[taxi humor]]></category>
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		<description><![CDATA[<div><img src="http://www.toomanytaxis.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/10/taxidriver_ca.jpg" align="right" hspace="3" vspace="3" /><font color="">I guess the older I get the stuper I get. (yes, stuper... my spellig is getting bad too.) I still haven't figured out why so many taxi patrons ask for a "flat rate," instead of going by the metered rate. 


A guy got into my cab today. He started complaining....... </font></div>]]></description>
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		<title>Fight! Pedicab v Hack Video</title>
		<link>http://www.toomanytaxis.com/2009/10/15/fight-pedicab-v-hack-video/</link>
		<comments>http://www.toomanytaxis.com/2009/10/15/fight-pedicab-v-hack-video/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Thu, 15 Oct 2009 20:18:27 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>News admin</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[A brawl between a cabbie and pedicab driver was caught on tape Monday by a local Fox 5 news crew.

While out shooting for a story on the rising value of New York City taxi medallions, photojournalist Al Daughtry stumbled upon the altercation right in front of the Ed Sullivan Theater where David Letterman films the Late Show.

Luckily reporter Reid Lamberty and a camera man from Entertainment Tonight, who happened to be doing a segment on the Letterman sex scandal, were there to step in before it got too ugly.



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		<title>How to Promote Drunkenness in The Population</title>
		<link>http://www.toomanytaxis.com/2009/10/07/how-to-promote-drunkenness-in-the-population/</link>
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		<pubDate>Wed, 07 Oct 2009 19:57:56 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Claire Thornton</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[<div><img src="http://toomanytaxis.com/wp-content/uploads/big-beer-sml.jpg" align="right" hspace="3" vspace="3" /><font color="">Easy!  Give everybody that gets smashed a 'Free Taxi'  home. Only the British could come up with this one whilst all and sundry are trying to tackle the problems........</font></div>]]></description>
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		<title>Ode To The Berwick Bandit</title>
		<link>http://www.toomanytaxis.com/2009/05/20/ode-to-the-berwick-bandit/</link>
		<comments>http://www.toomanytaxis.com/2009/05/20/ode-to-the-berwick-bandit/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Wed, 20 May 2009 21:58:26 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Site Admin.</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[He is The Berwick Bandit

To Him I've got to Hand it

:)  ................

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		<title>Some Prose From A Berwick Bandit</title>
		<link>http://www.toomanytaxis.com/2009/05/20/some-prose-from-a-berwick-bandit/</link>
		<comments>http://www.toomanytaxis.com/2009/05/20/some-prose-from-a-berwick-bandit/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Wed, 20 May 2009 11:05:26 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Site Admin.</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[I am a Berwick Bandit
And the Newcastle Hacks cant Stand It!

I work the town
And cause I got a green plate............... 
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		<title>North Tyneside Council accused over parking</title>
		<link>http://www.toomanytaxis.com/2009/05/09/north-tyneside-council-accused-over-parking/</link>
		<comments>http://www.toomanytaxis.com/2009/05/09/north-tyneside-council-accused-over-parking/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Sat, 09 May 2009 00:14:42 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>News admin</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[North Tyneside Council was today accused of double standards after another of its vehicles was caught in an illegal spot.
The van was photographed parked on a path outside.......
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		<title>Humour!</title>
		<link>http://www.toomanytaxis.com/2009/04/07/humour/</link>
		<comments>http://www.toomanytaxis.com/2009/04/07/humour/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Tue, 07 Apr 2009 00:11:11 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Sam Harrington</dc:creator>
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		<title>Which Side is Your Fuel Cap??</title>
		<link>http://www.toomanytaxis.com/2009/02/21/which-side-is-your-fuel-cap/</link>
		<comments>http://www.toomanytaxis.com/2009/02/21/which-side-is-your-fuel-cap/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Sat, 21 Feb 2009 16:45:10 +0000</pubDate>
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		<title>Some familiar sights! Don&#8217;t Drink &amp; Drive!</title>
		<link>http://www.toomanytaxis.com/2008/11/26/some-familiar-sights-dont-drink-drive/</link>
		<comments>http://www.toomanytaxis.com/2008/11/26/some-familiar-sights-dont-drink-drive/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Wed, 26 Nov 2008 21:19:48 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Site Admin.</dc:creator>
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		<title>TooManyTaxis Social Network</title>
		<link>http://www.toomanytaxis.com/2008/10/04/toomanytaxis-social-network/</link>
		<comments>http://www.toomanytaxis.com/2008/10/04/toomanytaxis-social-network/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Sat, 04 Oct 2008 00:20:32 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>northtynehack</dc:creator>
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		<title>Student night&#8230;or&#8230;Let&#8217;s just get Pis*ed</title>
		<link>http://www.toomanytaxis.com/2008/08/23/student-nightorlets-just-get-pised/</link>
		<comments>http://www.toomanytaxis.com/2008/08/23/student-nightorlets-just-get-pised/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Sat, 23 Aug 2008 08:31:54 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>briluki</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[And so another night began and the animals were still on the raw meat ....soon to be unleashed onto the streets . It looked like a quiet night to begin with but someone must have turned over a rock somewhere and the night club soon ]]></description>
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		<title>Immigrant Taxi Drivers</title>
		<link>http://www.toomanytaxis.com/2008/08/15/immigrant-taxi-drivers/</link>
		<comments>http://www.toomanytaxis.com/2008/08/15/immigrant-taxi-drivers/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Fri, 15 Aug 2008 00:33:10 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>News admin</dc:creator>
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